tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31005192252187375702024-03-13T03:28:57.421-07:00Best to Worst: Pirates of the CaribbeanAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00382291336933580982noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3100519225218737570.post-40473365068050815992012-09-02T06:44:00.000-07:002012-09-02T06:44:22.739-07:002. On Stranger TidesThis is a great improvement from its predecessor complete with Spanirds, Blackbeard, and Mermaids. First what they did right:<br />
-The epic chase scene at the beginning of the movie.<br />
-Jack's duel with himself.<br />
-Barbossa's peg leg.<br />
-Angelica.<br />
-ZOMBIE PIRATES!!!<br />
-The Queen Anne's Revenge.<br />
-Blackbeard.<br />
-The prophecy.<br />
-The Mermaids (though they should of called them sirens).<br />
-The Fountain of Youth.<br />
-The chalices.<br />
-The spanirds.<br />
-Destruction of the fountain.<br />
-Death of Blackbeard.<br />
-The minature Monkey.<br />
Now, what they did wrong:<br />
-Ships in bottles.<br />
-A voodoo doll surviving a fall "ensuring" that Jack will survive too.<br />
-Entering the Fountain through a watery ceiling.<br />
-The random water droplet.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00382291336933580982noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3100519225218737570.post-34533241135506744212012-08-26T15:35:00.000-07:002012-08-26T15:35:00.581-07:003. Dead Man's ChestThis movie is superior to its follow up and very good, but its still not the best pirates movie out there.<br />
First what they did right:<br />
-Davy Jones. <br />
-The Flying Dutchman.<br />
-The Kraken. <br />
-The hunt for the key.<br />
-The battle at the mill.<br />
-The jar of sand.<br />
-The undead monkey.<br />
- Cutler Beckett.<br />
-Bootstrap Bill.<br />
-Washed-up Norrington.<br />
-The sinking of the Black Pearl.<br />
-Will having to find the compass for Beckett and the key for Jack to save him and Elizabeth.<br />
Now what they did wrong:<br />
-The pointless endeavor at the beggining of the movie where Jack steals a piece of paper.<br />
-The cannibals.<br />
-The skeleton jail cells.<br />
-The killing off of everybody but the main characters.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00382291336933580982noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3100519225218737570.post-73482094950739936412012-08-26T06:11:00.001-07:002012-09-02T06:51:06.396-07:004. At World's EndAll the Pirates Movies are good, but this one is far from great. <br />
What they did bad:<br />
-Firstly, how did Barbossa, Gibbs,Will and Elizabeth get all the way to Singapore without a ship???<br />
-Secondly, why is Beckett randomly hanging pirates left and right? What's even more puzzling is why the h he wants them to sing.<br />
-Thirdly, the Singing Pirate has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the movie.<br />
-Fourthly, the bald guy from Singapore turns over his whole ship to Elizabeth (who he thinks is Calypso)!!! This guy is not very smart.<br />
-Fifthly, a bunch of dead people are seen just floating there. Which is like saying "Hey, the afterlife is just sitting on a rowboat for eternity."<br />
-Sixthly, they killed Governor Swan off for no reason. He didn't die a heroic death, he died offscreen because he had argument with Beckett.<br />
-Captain Jack's clones. I don't even need to say how dumb that is.<br />
-Why is Davy Jone's Locker a sandy beach? I don't know, apparently a sandy beach is scary now a days.<br />
-What's one step dumber than pirate clones? The answer is Rock Crabs. Rocks that turn into Crabs.<br />
-Why do the rock crabs help the Black Pearl into the water? Beats me.<br />
-Did they even need to go there? Jack escaped by himself with the help of Rock Crabs.<br />
-How does flipping a ship over help get you back to the real world? It just doesn't make sense.<br />
-How is Elizabeth all the sudden a pirate lord?<br />
-Why does Calypso explode into crabs?!?<br />
Now, what they did good:<br />
-The battle in the Maelstrom.<br />
-The epic fight scenes.<br />
-The Endeavor's cannons.<br />
-The royal armada.<br />
-The brethren court.<br />
-Jack's father.<br />
-The pieces of eight.<br />
-Davy Jones.<br />
-The Flying Dutchman.<br />
-The strangling of Mr.Mercer.<br />
-Will and Elizabeth.<br />
-Will stabbing the heart.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00382291336933580982noreply@blogger.com0