Sunday, August 26, 2012

4. At World's End

All the Pirates Movies are good, but this one is far from great.
What they did bad:
-Firstly, how did Barbossa, Gibbs,Will and Elizabeth get all the way to Singapore without a ship???
-Secondly, why is Beckett randomly hanging pirates left and right? What's even more puzzling is why the h he wants them to sing.
-Thirdly, the Singing Pirate has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the movie.
-Fourthly, the bald guy from Singapore turns over his whole ship to Elizabeth (who he thinks is Calypso)!!! This guy is not very smart.
-Fifthly, a bunch of dead people are seen just floating there. Which is like saying "Hey, the afterlife is just sitting on a rowboat for eternity."
-Sixthly, they killed Governor Swan off for no reason. He didn't die a heroic death, he died offscreen because he had argument with Beckett.
-Captain Jack's clones. I don't even need to say how dumb that is.
-Why is Davy Jone's Locker a sandy beach? I don't know, apparently a sandy beach is scary now a days.
-What's one step dumber than pirate clones? The answer is Rock Crabs. Rocks that turn into Crabs.
-Why do the rock crabs help the Black Pearl into the water? Beats me.
-Did they even need to go there?  Jack escaped by himself with the help of Rock Crabs.
-How does flipping a ship over help get you back to the real world? It just doesn't make sense.
-How is Elizabeth all the sudden a pirate lord?
-Why does Calypso explode into crabs?!?
Now, what they did good:
-The battle in the Maelstrom.
-The epic fight scenes.
-The Endeavor's cannons.
-The royal armada.
-The brethren court.
-Jack's father.
-The pieces of eight.
-Davy Jones.
-The Flying Dutchman.
-The strangling of Mr.Mercer.
-Will and Elizabeth.
-Will stabbing the heart.

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