2. On Stranger Tides

This is a great improvement from its predecessor complete with Spanirds, Blackbeard, and Mermaids. First what they did right:
-The epic chase scene at the beginning of the movie.
-Jack's duel with himself.
-Barbossa's peg leg.
-Angelica.
-ZOMBIE PIRATES!!!
-The Queen Anne's Revenge.
-Blackbeard.
-The prophecy.
-The Mermaids (though they should of called them sirens).
-The Fountain of Youth.
-The chalices.
-The spanirds.
-Destruction of the fountain.
-Death of Blackbeard.
-The minature Monkey.
Now, what they did wrong:
-Ships in bottles.
-A voodoo doll surviving a fall "ensuring" that Jack will survive too.
-Entering the Fountain through a watery ceiling.
-The random water droplet.